Saw this on my facebook news feed.
I’m officially over people.
They want to teach children how to shoot at Bibles? Works for me.
Neither of those were taught by Jesus, either.
Why can’t Johnny do Hermeneutics?
THEY APPARENTLY TEACH ICANHASCHEEZBURGER IN SCHOOLS.
First the gun though and then the book! But srsly, you are dumb if you’re asking someone to TEACH you HOW TO USE A BOOK!
Sister Rosetta Tharpe
Tina - Amy forever and then some!!!!!!!!
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
Friendly bear waves hello
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
I can’t wait for the song.
Let’s see here:
Oh JAKE
What a MISTAKE
I should have known that you would TAKE
My heart and let it BREAK
Oh JAKE
You were such a SNAKE
Remember by the LAKE
When you didn’t get me a MILKSHAKE
JAKE
You were such a FAKE
You can’t even BAKE
CAKE
Oh JAKE
What a MISTAKE
Fuck you with a RAKE
I guess I couldn’t MAKE
You love me…………….
Jake……..
GRAMMY GUARANTEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!
(via i-do-it-for-the-laughs)
